American Thighs : The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Preserving Your Assets.cJill Conner Browne
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Author: Jill Conner Browne
Page Count: 307 pages
Published Date: 29 Dec 2009
Publisher: SIMON & SCHUSTER
Publication Country: New York, United States
Language: English
Format: eBook
ISBN: 9780743278393
File size: 35 Mb
File Name: American.Thighs.The.Sweet.Potato.Queens'.Guide.to.Preserving.Your.Assets.pdf
Download Link: American Thighs The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Preserving Your Assets
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"If I can save one woman from these thighs, I will not have lived in vain," #1 "New York Times" bestselling humorist Jill Conner Browne writes in "American Thighs," her handbook and memoir for the Hot and Flashy. Whether young enough to look "hot" or of the age to only "feel" that way (in flashes with buckets of sweat), every woman has given, or will give, ample thought to preserving her best "assets" (thighs included), so that the dread transition from "cute girl" to "ma'am" won't be quite so unsettling.
Here are stories of growing up and learning about life -- usually the hard way! From disastrous haircuts and color jobs to fashion or verbal faux pas committed, from the kiss wished for but never gotten to the one that should have been skipped, these are the moments that mark each of our journeys from what we thought back then to what we now know. Since to say that Youth is wasted on the Young has got to be "the" understatement of all time, it falls upon Browne, as one older and wiser, to take a "Hit and Run" down Memory Lane for the sake of offering "Asset-Preserving Tips," with astonishing disclosures about:
Why women have risked their lives just to get a little bit blonder How the muumuu has been fashionably resurrected as the "patio dress" Why it's important to always have a good photo of yourself on hand -- just in case How, no matter what skin you're in, to make it last a lifetime Why you can never trust anyone over eighty-five
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